The blasted Xi are back! (Caveman Chronicles)

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The cave floor tremored slightly, and Zara’s eyes blinked open. It has been mere minutes, perhaps seconds, since she had fallen asleep. The room was quiet, and all she could hear was the faint sound of her Da’s breathing on his own pallet against the far wall.

Her ears strained to hear whatever had jostled her from her sleep. After a few seconds, she came to the conclusion that there was nothing amiss.

“Did you feel that?” Kpleeb whispered.

Zara propped herself up on her shoulder. The room had no openings into the outside air, and it was absolutely pitch black. “I thought I heard something, but I’m not sure,” Zara whispered back. She felt for her bracelet and slid it onto her wrist. The forces were ignited, and a ball of light sprang to life above Zara’s hand.

The streaked cave ceiling and pale, grey walls glowed in the pale, white light. Across the room, Zara saw her Da sitting up and rubbing his eyes. His curly hair spurted out from his head like the shaggy mane of a large tundra cat. Zara stood and padded to the door and looked into the main cave. Even from the doorway, she could see the faint lines that connected the red device, the other objects that her or her Mama had created, and the web that kept Kiipo locked to the floor.

Kpleeb moved to stand beside her.

“Light,” said Zara. The main cave slowly lit up.

Kiipo lay with his eyes open, his neck slits opening and closing rhythmically.

There was at that moment a distant thunder crackle followed by a slight shudder in the floor.

Kiipo’s eyes blinked and shifted toward Kpleeb and Zara.

Kpleeb ran toward the cave entrance and Zara followed as quickly as her little legs could carry her.

When she reached the cave door, there were lights in the sky over the nearby village and spots of fire on the ground. When more lights flickered, she could see smoke. Her Da stood there with his large palms on his bushy head of hair. He turned to Zara when she approached.

“They’re back. The blasted Xi are back!” He raised his arms in anger and pointed toward the Ganix village. “We have to do something before they kill everyone and rescue Kiipo!”

Zara nodded. “We will Da. The warriors all have their lightning spears. We can go there and help them, but I have to make sure Kiipo is not able to escape.”

“What if they come here and take him while we are gone?” Kpleeb grimaced. “We need to know so much more about the Xi if we’re ever going to beat them, and he is our main source of information.”

“I know, Da!” said Zara loudly, “but if we don’t go help, the village may not survive!”

Okay. you’re right,” he said with audible frustration. “Let’s make sure this Xi turd is as secure as he can be.” He trotted back into the cave and grabbed his lightning spear that leaned against the wall. From the workbench, he picked up his own latest invention and strapped it around his waist. It was a belt of sorts with a ring that was about the diameter of a bracelet. Slung in the ring was a rod made of the yellow stone. The rod was as thick as his forearm in the center and tapered to a somewhat smaller rod at one end. The other end ended in a handle that was tailored to Kpleeb’s hand. The whole thing was about as long as his arm and it swiveled on the ring as he moved.

Zara watched Kpleeb for a few seconds as he strapped it on. The smaller tapered end bumped his knee, and to her it seemed very unwieldy. “What do you call it, Da?”

Kpleeb grunted. “I’ve found no name for her yet. Is Kiipo secure?”

[No name for her?] She did not want to pry into her Da’s business, but she had not ever met a device with a personal name. Her lightning spear was merely named for its utility and obvious function.

Zara scanned Kiipo’s bonds and found that they were all as tight as when she left them. Then she looked at Kpleeb. “He is secure. You won’t name it ‘Thoka’ will you?”

“What? No way!” Kpleeb looked guilty.

[…or maybe he’s just uncomfortable talking about the naming idea.]

“I was thinking of something more like “Xi killer.” Kpleeb looked at Kiipo with a malicious grin and saw that the creature’s eyes were fixed on him. “Can we talk about this later? They are out there killing our people right now.”

“I’m ready to go, Da,” said Zara. She looked at Kiipo. “If you betray us, I will kill you.”

Kiipo’s eyes blinked and its neck slits fluttered a little more quickly.

“And even if you don’t, I may kill you for what they have done,” said Kpleeb pointing toward the wall. Without waiting for a reaction, he turn and jogged toward the cave entrance.

Zara followed, and as soon as they reached the night air, Kpleeb kneeled on the path. “Up on my back, Z. We need to be quick!”

Zara clambered up onto Kpleeb’s back and latched her hands around his neck.

“Don’t squeeze too hard,” Kpleeb said with a slight twist of his head. He then bounded off toward the village in a manner that was much like the Ganix warriors.

Book Announcement – Zara the Protector

I am happy to announce the release of this fun children’s book: Zara the Protector. This is the story of a brilliant young cave-girl (Zara) who uses her amazing mind and technical ingenuity to protect her prehistoric cave-tribe from evil, world-conquering space aliens.

How we got here:

I have been working on my Caveman Chronicles storyline for a few years. For me, this story has been merely an outlet for often goofy ideas. The blog-story format is an easy way to sit down without a huge amount of preparation or thought and pound a few related ideas onto a keyboard. It scratches an itch and keeps the mind on writing.

As are most humans, I am a member of a family, and we talk about the stuff we’re doing, what we’re thinking about, what we’re writing. It’s amazing to be a part of such a group of interesting and imaginative people. I am fortunate to have writers and artists in my family, and those conversations led to this book.

Some conversation snippets (paraphrased):

“Why don’t we see science-fiction children’s books? Does anyone really want it?”

“Well, there are nerds everywhere who grew up and had kids.”

“Nerds…. like you Uncle, Graham?”

“Yep. Like me. Anyone can write a kids book about skipping over a mud-puddle! Science fiction is a lot more imaginative! Plus, look at the cool Xi space ships! I want one of those to fly to church. [pew, pew, zoom, swish!]

Yeah, but Thoka just died in your story, we can’t just have a kids book where the mother dies in the first three pages. Are you trying to make kids cry?”

“Hmm, good point. Maybe she just tripped and bumped her elbow.” [sigh]

“What do cave-people eat anyways?”

“Ohh, I know. Snake tacos!”

“Cuz, why not?”

“Exactly…”

-discussion over an Unreal Tournament (1999) battle

After extended periods of goofing off, the ideas flying like sideways hail in a blizzardy-storm, the story congealed like cooling bacon grease, and Zara the Protector was born.

Zara the Protector is just a tiny snippet of the overall Caveman Chronicles story, written more simply and in a little more kid-friendly manner. Added on top are a host of amazing illustrations that bring the story to life. I’ve found the process of creating and working with family on this to be a great learning experience as well as just being a ton of fun.

Contributors:

Arwen Smith, who like Zara, is a bit of a genius for being so young. Her illustrations are well thought-out and beautiful! You can find her first book, “A Field Guide to Gnomes” on Amazon.

The layout was done by Ian Smith, the talented artist and author. Check out his book “Growing Up Itchy” on Amazon.


Why would alien space ships attack a peaceful tribe of cave-people at the foot of the Yak-ridge mountains?
How could those cave-people actually live through the powerful attack?

But the aliens did attack, and the cave-people did survive. Incredible!

You might ask: “How?”

Zara. The. Protector.

Say it with me!
Zara the hero!
Zara the genius!
Zara the friend of milk-yaks and pikas!

Unga-runga! Unga-runga!

  • Recommended for 5-8 year old children
  • 8.25″ x 8.25″
  • Premium glossy cover
  • Fun and imaginative story about a heroic young cave-girl
  • Full color, professional illustrations
  • A quick and easy gift for kids and fun adults

You can find Zara the Protector on Amazon.

I sincerely hope it’s a ton of fun for kids and adults.

Harness the Lightning (Caveman Chronicles)

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Xir padded silently toward Zara. “All Ganix warriors here,” he said quietly. His white-painted face was impassive, but his eyes smiled at her

“Thank you, Xir,” Zara said looking up at the warrior. He was tall for a caveman, and he absolutely towered over Zara’s tiny frame.

Around Zara a large group of warriors stood quietly. They did not fidget or shift as children would, nor did they stand at attention as soldiers might. They merely stood, straight-backed and strong. Their arms were generally crossed or hung straight down, but either way, the left hands held two spears. Some of the especially large warriors held three spears in their left hand, but among the Ganix it was considered a sign of arrogance.

From the moment Zara had stepped out of her Mama’s womb, she had grown in the shade of these stoic warriors. Because of this, she was not intimidated by the expressionless, white-painted faces. She knew all of them by name and though they never smiled, they treated her like a favored daughter. Being the daughter of the Pale One, she was special to them, and they respected and cared for her as they would their own children.

Today, Zara intended to provide for them out of the abundance of her skill and power as she knew they deserved. She motioned to Xir with her hand, and he pulled a reed blanket away from the bulky pile of sticks in front of her.

The Ganix warriors looked but did not exclaim.

Laid in a bundle were dozens of spears. The point on each spear was shiny-grey and flecked with shards of green stone that glittered in the sunlight. The point was angular, two diamonds connected at the sharp ends. The tip of the spear was held by an overlapping diamond shape below it. Centered on this diamond was an oval of yellow stone. Below the two diamonds, the base wrapped around a flexible wooden shaft, and out of the base protruded two barbs made of the same material.

Zara bent and grasped a spear which she lifted to show to the warriors.

“This is a new spear that I made for you,” she explained handing the first one to Xir. “This spear will prove to be strong against the Xi.”

Xir nodded and held the spear by its leather-wrapped shaft. He twirled it with his right hand and seemed to weigh its effectiveness.

Another warrior nearby watched Xir and then held up his left hand that held three spears. “Have spear,” he grunted and pointed a knuckle at Zara’s spear. “This better?”

Zara nodded and did not take offense. The Ganix were nothing if not honest. They wanted lethality and usefulness above all else, and if they were to learn another weapon, she knew that she would have to provide something worth their while.

She grasped another spear and walked through the circle of cavemen warriors and faced the side of the slope ahead of her. The fir trees waited calmly without a sound. With the spear in both hands, left hand further back, Zara slid her right thumb onto what felt like a knot under the leather that wrapped the spear’s shaft. She took a deep breath and stared at an old, dead fir tree at least forty paces in front of her.

Then Zara tightened her grip and gently pressed the knot.

There was an immediate, high-pitched crackling roar that lasted for a split second. The spear recoiled in her hand, and the dead tree ahead of her cracked in two with the top falling backward as if it had been rammed by a meat-yak bull. What remained of the tree trunk burst into flame.

Zara nodded with satisfaction and turned toward the Ganix warriors. Her nose wrinkled as she smelled the tell-tale faint odor that permeated the air around her. “It works,” she said.

The large warrior with three spears in his left hand lifted his chin and grunted. “Yes.”

“Every warrior must take a lightning spear,” Zara said. “The Xi destroyed our village and livestock and killed some of us with only three ships and the Pale One fighting against them. They will have notified their brothers, and eventually their brothers will return to finish the task. We must be ready to defeat them.”

Just then Kpleeb jogged up to the group and stopped, panting from his exercise. He looked around at the group and at the burning tree.

“Well,” he said after an extra moment of breathing, “it looks like you’ve got things under control.” He grinned and knelt to give Zara a side hug. “That crackle is loud! I heard it from inside the cave!”

Zara could not help but be thrilled that her Da was proud of her. She reached up and tugged from her ears little balls of yak’s wool. “It is quite loud, and I have an idea to make it a bit quieter, but we need the warriors to be training on these quickly!”

Xir stepped toward the tree and then looked back at her stoically. “I try?”

Zara helped him feel for the knot under the leather. “Don’t press that until you’ve aimed and are ready to destroy your target!” She put her hand on his forearm and turned to face the rest of the warriors. They had all stepped forward to watch. “If you strike any living being with this lightning spear, including a caveman, they will die. Do you understand?”

There was a silent chorus of bobbing heads.

“Alright, Xir,” Zara said, “tighten your hands and press the knot. Be prepared for the spear to jump in your hand.” She put her palms over her ears.

Xir slowly tightened his grip until Zara saw that his knuckles were white and his forearm muscles bulged with the effort. His thumb twitched, he flinched, and the resounding crackle-whine shook the nearby foliage. A small tree far up the slope quivered and a nearby flock of birds fluttered noisily away from the warriors.

“No work,” Xir said.

Zara shook her head and put the yak’s wool balls in her ears before taking the spear from Xir. With a quick motion she aimed and fired at the middle of the burning tree, and the tree exploded into flaming shards of dead wood that rained down around it. She switched her aim at a boulder near the tree, and the boulder exploded as well. After that, she fired one more time at the ground in front of the burning stump, and the ground erupted in a shower of dirt, twigs, and rocks.

“It works,” she said with a smile at Xir. She handed the lightning spear back. “You can see the power of this weapon. With practice you will all be able to defend against the Xi and their flying lutu.” As Zara looked around at the group of warriors, she saw each of them retrieve and heft their new spear with a considering eye and what might be a new respect. They were quite ferocious and deadly warriors, but their fighting was limited to the range of their small hand-spears. She hoped this weapon would increase their effectiveness.

Xir lifted his chin. “Ganix practice. Ganix win.”

“I believe you,” said Zara patting Zir’s arm. She turned and picked up one of the spears and then addressed the group. “Follow me.” she said. She walked down the hill to the left. She knew the way well, and there was a trail that wound down through the rocks and trees into a very small canyon. In the center of the canyon, in one of the stone walls was a small cave. She stopped there and the warriors stood behind her eyeing the hole warily.

Zara spoke again. “You know the tundra-wasps live here and just how dangerous they are. When you can shoot down five tundra-wasps with the lightning spear, only then will you be ready to fight the Xi.”

The warriors gripped their new spear and looked at her.

[They are amazing fighters, and I have to prove to them that I can do it as well.]

Zara picked up a stone the size of her small fist. “Move back at least twenty paces,” she said.

The warriors complied without question.

Zara flung the stone into the hole and then held her lightning spear at the ready.

There was no sound for a moment. Two moments even, but after a bit, a noise began to rise from the cave.

“Do not move,” Zara called over her shoulder.

After another moment, a half-dozen tundra-wasps burst from the cave opening. They were as big as Zara’s forearm, sleek and fast. They hovered, buzzing angrily near the entrance as if daring any intruder to show its face.

Zara had done all of her homework. It was dangerous enough with a handful, but the whole colony would easily kill any small group of cavepeople. She already knew that during the day time there were only a handful of guards at the tundra-wasp nest. The rest of the enormous wasps were out foraging and usually returned at dusk.

With an anxious sigh and silent prayer that her plan would work, Zara threw another rock at the group of hovering wasps. They responded by immediately attacking. With incredible speed, they covered the ten paces between the cave and her position within two seconds.

Zara was ready. Her lightning spear whine-roared in a quick chattering succession, and she rolled to her right before swiveling to meet the second pass. Three wasps lay twitching on the ground behind her, and three more dove toward her like sideways hail in a fierce, winter hailstorm.

Her lightning spear barked again twice, and then once again. The last tundra-wasp tumbled to her feet with its legs still kicking. Zara scanned the mouth of the cave one last time to make sure that no other tundra-wasps were around. As far as she could see, there was no additional danger, so she waved the warriors over.

Xir arrived first and appraised her with serious eyes. “Dangerous,” he said.

Zara looked down at the still twitching wasps. One of their stingers still vibrated and oozed a drop of white poison from it’s tip. It was said that a single sting from a tundra-wasp would leave a permanent scar and sometimes required amputation of limbs.

She nodded. “These are nothing compared to the Xi. We must be ready.”

Xir lifted his chin and began to speak to the other warriors.

From the slope near the mouth of the canyon, Kpleeb watched the scene before him.

[She will be a great leader. They already trust her, and she appears able to fight and to design great weapons. But will she really bring the fight to the Xi or merely defend?]

Reflecting on the Future (Caveman Chronicles)

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Zara sighed and leaned back. The workbench in front of her was littered with parts and pieces. She had collected every known gadget that her Mama had made and sequestered herself away from everyone. for days.

Am I afraid? Perhaps a little. Prudence seems wise at this point, and we are not prepared.

The look on Kiipo’s face was cemented in Zara’s mind. The unemotional, unflappable Xi had been surprised when she had melded with the lutu. Not just surprised but shocked enough to express something. Up until that moment, she had not believed that the Xi knew emotion. She had assumed that they had grown as a people without emotion and perhaps their faces did not even contain the muscles to express what was so common with cavepeople.

I was shocked as well. Though I am clearly something a bit different than the cavepeople, I did not expect the lutu to recognize my touch.

So she had questioned Kiipo quite thoroughly after dragging it in and placing its body under her blue net. The Ganix warriors stood nearby and passively watched the questioning unfold.

Now she knew.

The lutu should have only recognized an authorized Jariit, of which Zara was certainly not one. So yes, of course Kiipo enabled the self-protect mode when it realized that she could actually meld with the lutu. Within thirty seconds of Zara cutting off the lutu’s power, Kiipo’s countenance changed again. It became utterly unemotional, as hard as a stony exterior could become. With coaxing, Zara discovered what she thought was Kiipo’s indescribable fear.

Kiipo had been flummoxed that the self-destruct had been canceled by one who was not Jariit.

“It was not canceled. I severed the power,” Zara had explained.

“No one can sever the aji,” it had stated absolutely.

“I did,” had said Zara matter-of-factly. “Maybe you just aren’t strong enough.”

Kiipo had locked its eyes on her and then after a few, long moments it barely moved its chin upward. “In Xi legend, there are tales of the Ixant who can completely control the aji. I do not believe these legends to be true, and I am not positive that you speak the truth about the severing.”

What ridiculous myths the Xi have, Zara thought.

She had shrugged and retorted, “I don’t know what an Ixant is… or if I am one, but you can believe what you want. I was kind to you, but after what you have done, I will not allow you to be near your lutu.” Then she had walked away and left Kiipo to stew in its thoughts.

When Kpleeb, Zara, and Xir had visited the Ganix village after the attack, there were multiple huts that had been burned to the ground. The pen that had been used to corral the milk-yaks had been shattered and all of the yaks had been dispersed. There were knee-deep pits in the ground where lutu canons had blasted warriors with some kind of energy canon mounted on the lutu.

Thoka had built defenses in advance, and it was clear that they had functioned. The village walls were made of yellow stone and were mostly intact, but the locations of the defensive pods were only smoking craters. In Zara’s mind, that meant the Jariit had targeted the defenses because they posed a threat. It also meant that the Jariit could see the defenses. The lutu had soared directly over the walls and pummeled enemies from above. By examining the wreckage of the other crashed lutus, Zara saw that Thoka had been able to attack the lutu and crash them into the ground with the help of the defenses. Those lutus were physically damaged and some had arm-sized holes in their exterior fuselages.

But Mama died in the process. My weapons need to be stronger. There needs to be more of them and new types as well. Surely, once these Jariit fail to return, the next attack will be much stronger.

Now, Zara looked at her workbench and considered what she had to work with.

Thoka’s stash included what Zara considered to be a rough thruster. It was a ruddy-red ring that worked in concert with Thoka’s spiral bracelet to shove or push enemies away. What she considered to be a sibling of the thruster was a more directed bolt of power that used a green thread to pinpoint the resulting jolt. Another of Thoka’s many tools was a remote air expander that Zara called it an exploder. Zara had heard from Jial that Thoka had used it during the battle with the Xinti at the river village against Chief Kilow’s tribe. Lastly, there was a necklace that amplified the voice and one that magnified vision.

Zara examined each one and reminded herself that these few tools were actually astounding technology compared to what any tribe of cavepeople could wield. Thoka had spent time retraining herself to wield a power she could feel but not see, and the results had created an environment that would enable her to win a battle against most enemies.

Despite that strength against the Xinti, Thoka had been wounded severely and killed when the Xi had arrived. They were clearly a more powerful enemy. Zara leaned against her backrest in the smaller room. She pictured in her mind a dozen or more lutu swarming from the sky, and a horde of Ganix warriors defending. Zara was worried.

Who would win in such a battle? The weapons mounted on the lutu are incredibly powerful, but they can be overcome. They must be overcome, otherwise, the Xi will surely kill me, Da, and all of the Ganix.

Zara knew what she had to do.