Darkness (Caveman Chronicles)

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Kpleeb sighed and leaned back against a rock. He rubbed his lower back and looked around. To the South he could see nothing but rubble and the occasional dip in the land covered in a tuft of green. He looked over his shoulder and saw the same view and the setting sun. He knew that was where home had been. Being an apprentice rock carver had kept him inside the caves for too long, still, he remembered the cavemanhood training that his da had given him.

Those were good times, long before the land had grown cold. Even in the heat it seemed that it was not as hot as it used to be. Not that Kpleeb was old. He had only been a cave”man” for a short-ish time, many handfuls of moon-cycles at least. Those days were special to him now that his da had fallen into the endless cave.

Kpleeb rustled through his reed-sack and made sure that he could eat when he reached the oasis. Had had eaten nothing since yesterday’s wounded muskrat. Two legs eat first, little brother. He looked up and saw the hazy blue sky in every direction. It was a mix of fuchsia and peach but faded to darker blue at the edges of the sky. It would be beautiful if he were not so stressed, hungry, and terribly exhausted.

What could he do but sit here – sag here really – and…. what – die? The idea was admittedly enticing to him. After all, he wandered for a few moon-cycles. He had stabbed at the muskrats and diapsids. He chased the birds, and even caught one that was lame. He swizzled the waters of the oases and fought off the crocodiles that defended their shallows. If Kenthid had banished him before the start of the great wetening, well… He certainly would have entered the endless as a popsicle. Apparently, he was more hearty than he realized.

The weather was becoming warmer now, but… it would not be a great disturbance to end this suffering, in fact he had already tried to die twice, but could not stop fighting for food and breath. “C’est la vie,” he would say if he spoke French. So Kpleeb sat and looked at the next oasis. Dusk would come in a soon, and there was a green tuft just a few stone’s throw away.

He stood up and groaned at the aches that permeated his back. His heavy reed-sack hoisted slowly. It contained the entirety of his worldly possessions. The nettle branch that Pfftul had given him, his favorite six-sided rock, and a small, somewhat stale muskrat leg. The leg would be his only meal today.

The walk to the oasis was short, and behind him the hazy sun continued its inexorable slide into the horizon. He walked slowly, as was his way. At the edge of the oasis where the sand piled up he stopped to take one last gaze at the land. In the distance he saw what appeared to be a cloud. Featureless, it was an indeterminate size, but it billowed and was darker in the center.

Kpleeb did not know if the storm would come his way, but he felt unlucky and so went into the oasis to find shelter. He drank his fill and then shifted some broad leaves into a makeshift hood under two trees. It would not keep much storm water out, he thought that maybe it would allow him to sleep. As was the custom, he had just dunked his stale muskrat leg in the water when he heard the wind pick up.

The wind had a sort of high-pitched whine to it. It was not like a normal storm in that sense, but the blowing dust and gusty air was entirely normal. He ducked under the leaves just as the sky went dark in a strange way. The evening, filtered through the flying dust and debris was dim, but not black. He could see his own hand, hairy and knobby, one second and the next it was gone. He dropped the muskrat leg and cowered under the leaves.

Kpleeb lay with eyes open staring upward. He saw nothing, but the high-pitched whine continued unabated. Within a handful of moments, a wind buffeted him from all sides and he felt himself lifted as if by the air itself. Leaves brushed his skin, and wind battered him from all angles. He shook with fear and felt the world go black around him.

With the true blackness came silence.

The Storm (Caveman Chronicles)

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The tundra was a barren place. At least that was what Pfftul and the other cavepeople thought. There were rumors of course, how could there not be? Occasionally someone would go missing, or a yak would turn up dismembered… or tiptoeing. Sometimes Ftulbi would stumble in half-clocked on fermented yak’s milk and rant endlessly about shadows moving in the storm.

“Urrgh, there are shadows,” he would say loudly to anyone who would listen. “They’re moving in the storm!” He had such a way with words, and each time he would insist that his sister had been taken in times long past.

Everyone knew he was crazy though, because he would say the same thing even when there was no storm. His mam, older and wiser than Ftulbi, just shook her head at his mention of a sister. She never spoke, but was respected for her wisdom. A sister no caveman had ever seen, well that was plausible (though unlikely) in the tight knit community along the short cliffs by the river. A storm that no one saw was impossible. The nights on the tundra rose and fell with regularity as did each season that was set apart by its weather.

The weather was, simply – standard. Storms did come through at times, but the land above the shallow canyon was flat, and large clouds of dust or rain could be seen at a great distance. Most often, wildebeest hunters led by Kenthid would come bounding down the beaten path and warn the cavedwellers of any incoming storms. The warning today, merely a handful of moon-cycles from the great and frigid wetening, was just at dusk.

“It comes!” shouted Kenthid at the top of her throaty lungs. She had a tight grip on one wildebeest leg and the other two legs were clutched by Foopril and Gurp as they struggled to keep up with Kenthid’s long gait. “Everyone inside now!” she bellowed.

Wup turned from rolling his rock and scrunched up his nose as he peered toward the hollering and bounding troupe of hunters. “How long ’til she blasts us, Kenthid? I still need to finish this.” He nudged the rock with his foot.

“Who can measure time except the fab elder Shoofit? Your tiny brain cannot comprehend even if I could tell you.” Kenthid slid to a halt next to Wup and growled at him. “It comes soon.” She raised her wildebeest slapping stick threateningly. “I would whap you with this majestic stick if it were not against the natural laws.”

Wup flinched involuntarily, but then recovered and smiled. “Thank the clouds for elder Shoofit’s wisdom!” he yelled. Wup then turned and began to roll his rock further away from Kenthid’s position.

“If you die out here, I will be the first to loot your cave hollar,” Kenthid hollered after him. She shook her fist and then turned away to help others inside.

Wup ignored her and kept rolling away toward the river.

From the nearby entrance of a cave, Pfftul watched the exchange. Kenthid was not even an elder or the offspring of an elder. She was just bossy… and huge. Kpleeb had not been the first of his friends that she had driven onto the tundra in search of some dignity. His muscles flexed beefily as he hefted his carving rock and turned to make his way past the bend in the cave tunnel. The storm would arrive soon enough, and he enjoyed standing near the entrance and watching the sky darken.

Soon, after a short time, the storm did come. Only Ullipt was still outside trying to gather his muskrats into their pen-hole. Pfftul peeked out of the entrance and saw how he kicked them into the hole and rolled some logs over the top. Every time he got one muskrat in, another one would escape. Ullipt looked up in fear every few seconds as the wind began to howl. He kept at his work though. The sky glowed with a diffusion of distant light as it usually did.

Suddenly, the darkness fell completely, and Pfftul could not see Ullipt at all though he was just a stone’s throw away from this cave entrance.

“Ullipt!” Pfftul shouted. “OVER HERE!” He listened for a response but could not hear anything over the whistling and rushing wind. He strained his eyes but saw nothing except the blackness. Pfftul shuddered in fear. “Ullipt!!” He edged closer to the entrance and yelled again. His loincloth whipped his thighs ferociously.

Just then, Ullipt careened out of the dark and stumbled into Pfftul’s arms. He had a terrible gash across his forehead and his feet scrabbled at the stone as he tried to push past.

Pfftul held on to Ullipt. He knew him to be a caveman of focus and calm. “What happened to your head?” asked Pfftul. “Let’s go further inside.”

Ullipt was practically shoving his way through, and only stopped once they had rounded the bend in the tunnel. “It… It, – Urrgh!”

“Calm down, Ullipt,” said Pfftul. “What happened?”

“The storm,” Ullipt said with fear in his voice. “The shadows crawl in the storm!”

Pfftul felt a chill and clenched his carving rock tightly as he turned to look toward the bend in the passage.

“Let’s go find a fire and get you some yak’s milk.” He paused and turned back to Ullipt. “I might have some too.”

The User Group (Caveman Chronicles)

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With a crash, two melon-sized rocks dropped the ground, and one of them shattered into many shards.

“Hey, Pfftul, how did you get those rocks so round?” asked Kpleeb holding up his bloody hands. His left pinky-finger angled suspiciously away from the others.

“You are such a rube, Kpleeb.” Pfftul shook his head with disgust. He leaned over and arrogantly rolled two of his rocks together with a supremely satisfying clunk. His rocks had the smoothest edges on the tundra, or at least the parts of the tundra he knew about. “Kpleeb, these beauties have eight sides. Count em. EIGHT!” Spittle flew from Pfftul’s yapping maw and spattered on the beautiful stones.

“Urrgh. You know I cannot count past six. Where did you learn such magical ways, Pfftul?” Kpleeb was amazed at Pfftul’s rock carving skill, but he also knew that Pfftul would never compete with his skill of attracting the cavewomen. It was not much, but there was always some happiness in life if one just looked for it.

“I have been working for weeks to get one with nine-sides, and I’m almost there. Here let me help you grasp the basics.” Pfftul pulled out a hand-sized rock with a sharp edge and began to laboriously bash the edge of a rough stone. Shards flaked off and spat themselves all over the the frontal lobes of the two cavemen. Three cavemen at the next stone outcropping were grunting back and forth about something to do with ideal stick shapes for smacking wildebeests.

After many minutes of back-breaking work, Pfftul had turned the roughly five-sided block into a six-sided thing of beauty. He cracked his back slowly and mopped the sweat off of his brown with a nettle branch. “See what I did there, Kpleeb? Now you try it. By the way, we need to get the CCUG (Caveman Clothing User Group) to come up with a more absorbent and less itchy, sweat rag.

Kpleeb retrieved another rock, this one made of limestone and lifted his hand to begin carving. With the first tap, the carving tool shattered. Kpleeb wailed and in a fit threw the remaining chunk. It ricocheted off the skull of Kenthid, and immediately her greatly muscled legs launched her off of the rock where she had been sitting. She picked up her wildebeest slapping stick and waved it around the cave angrily.

“Do you know what this user group needs?” she shouted, her thick moustache waving and spittle flying from her maw. “It needs LIMITS on WHO can ATTEND! No one joins unless they have a craftscaveman certification!” She emphasized her words with slaps on the wall, and the stick’s end began to crack. She stopped turning and huffed in frustration. “You made me break my wildebeest slapping stick version three-point-five! Arrrgghh!!”

“A-a-and… urh, we can have a secret handshake!” said Foopril. One could see the excitement in his beady eyes. His hairy fingers started to twist in complex motions as he worked on his idea.

“Shut up Foopril!” Kenthid said while glaring at Kpleeb. She pointed toward the dark and cold cave entrance. “Get out, Kpleeb. You can attend again when you are certified.” She turned her back and sat down.

Kpleeb began to sob and turned towards the entrance. As he did, Pfftul held out the nettle branch.

“Take this as a token of my friendship until you rejoin the group.” He then turned and bent over his eight-sided rock and studiously ignored Kpleeb.

“Goodbye, my friend,” said Kpleeb under his breath as he sadly turned and walked out onto the frozen tundra.

He Shot Seth

Jethro slouched in a rickety cane chair in front of the door. The rectangle of daylight before him shimmered with the desert heat and illuminated the dirt floor leading to his boots. They were grimy and worn. Scuff marks and signs of a working life etched the leather. Faded and creased canvas pant legs lay over the tops of his boots and on his lap a gnarled hand rested on an old lever-action rifle made of well-worn wood and etched metal. There was a wound on his right leg that oozed blood from a large broken scab just above the knee.

Dirt cake his fingernails and his weathered and cracked hands disappeared into the sleeves of his plaid shirt. Wooden buttons scaled the front of the shirt like a row of farmers fresh from a long day in the fields. There were five of them originally, but the fourth one was missing and there was only a buttonhole in its place. Where the two sides of his shirt met in a V-shape his collar rose, the red and brown sun washed pattern partially gone. With the shirt collar his beard also began. It was dirty brown and speckled with gray, and it was clear that he had not shaved in some time.

His face was almost as weathered as his hands, except for the fact that for many years the long shadow of his cowboy hat had offered some meager protection. His inset eyes were clear and green just like those of his Pa, and he gazed in deep thought up at the ceiling.

Memories of Corrinha and the girls flashed behind his eyes and he smiled slightly. Megan was so headstrong like her mama, but she was tough as nails. Elsie was bright and sweet and happy. She was his favorite, if only slightly, but he would never admit that in front of the family. He loved and provided for them all equally. They were his life – or at least they had been.

Jethro have not lived a hard life, at least no more difficult than folks around him. Hard work with a smidge of suffering was normal and he knew that he had more opportunity than many. He did not consider himself to be a poor man. He and Corrinha had met at a young age and fallen fiercely in love. She was the daughter of Irish settlers and had lived in New Mexico her whole life, whereas he had come west from Kansas to seek his fortune. Together they had claimed a homestead and built a life from the land.

One day in early spring Jethro had come home to find a plume of smoke rising from the house. Corrinha lay bloody and unmoving on the front porch, her blue dress gently ruffled by the wind. He wept out as he checked for breath, noticing that she was still warm. He then ran inside to look for the girls. He found them as still as their mother, and nearby was a young Indian brave with a knife sticking out of his chest.

Jethro carried the girls out one after the other and lay them away from the fire before dragging Corrinha to be near them. Sobbing, he checked each one for signs of life again, and despair welled up in his heart when he found none. Lastly he dragged the young indian out and then doused the fire with several large buckets of water.

Then he sat, head in his hands, and cried uncontrollably. In time his tears ran out, and he felt as if he was made of stone. What did he have left without his family? He looked out onto the farm and could not imagine life here without his girls.

Soon he rose and begin to dig shallow graves. He had scarcely finished saying goodbye to his wife when he heard horses in the distance. Quickly he took the bloody knife out of the chest of the young man and threw it onto the porch. Then he ran inside and grabbed his rifle, checking to ensure that it was loaded.

The rifle action made a soft click-click as he cycled it. Five horses burst over the hill with more braves riding on their backs. Jethro held the rifle in front of him and waited. One man stopped in dismounted while the other four waited on their restless horses. The man looked at the dead young brave and gestured loudly with his hands and voice at Jethro.

Jethro quietly said, “He killed my wife and daughters.” He pointed at the graves and he pointed at young brave.

The man yelled something at him again and then struck him in the face with his fist, his face blazing with rage. Jethro stumbled and one of the other Braves yelled something from his horse. It was at that moment he realized that he was in serious trouble. He felt so ashamed that he ran like a coward, but it was dusk and he knew that he would not survive if he stayed.

After two days of running, being shot at, and hiding, Jethro found an old, one-room, hunting cabin nestled against the rock wall of the valley. He was exhausted and injured, but mostly he was no longer willing to run. He did not know if the young brave was kin to those who pursued him. He did not know what Corrinha had done, if anything, to cause the confrontation. Everyone who witnessed his family’s last words was dead, and being gravely injured he held little hope of living another day.

Muffled voices carried on the wind through the trees, and he knew that time was short. Slowly, he raised the rifle and pointed it at the blazing doorway. The voices grew louder and he waited patiently with a faint buzzing in his ears. When a shadow appeared in the doorway he pulled the trigger.

BANG!

He heard a cry, and he began to work the lever to load another cartridge into the chamber.

BANG!

He slouched slowly, blood flowing quickly out of his chest. His body toppled onto the dirt floor, and he saw boots and spurs just as his vision left him. There were muffled words spoken above him, and as his ears failed him, he recognized English.

“…did it, Marshal. He shot Seth.”