Sourdough.

Yeah, you don’t
hear me say it enough
Yeah, I know
it is you that I love

Open the door
for my distinct pleasure
Give me more
more than I can measure

Ohh sourdough you rock me
You make me eat so hasty
your chewy crust mocks me
with your texture and tasty… pleasure

Awww yeah you
make me salivate too
Damn, it’s true
Never too much of you

Piled so high
layered with turkey and cheese
I can’t lie
Mustard makes me beg, PLEASE!

My Panini
grilled, hot, melted I love you
I’m not skinny
but baby, I don’t blame you

Ohh sourdough you rock me
Your inside is white and pasty
your chewy crust mocks me
with your delicious and tasty… pleasure

I wrote this back in 2009 with the intention of it being a song sung in Barry White style.